I am always up for a sporting event, a concert (even though I can't hear the music), or a day at an amusement park...but when push comes to shove I hate forking out 7 dollars for a beer. Trust me if I was the one raking in the profits from those over priced beers, I too would charge that, but being the little guy I hate having to spend so much. I thought my prayers were answered when Reef sandal came out with the flip-flop flask (see right), and yes it does come in handy from time to time. However, it isn't all that convenient, since you need to carry a key with you to unlock the flask (trust me I have been out several times and realized that I don't have the key). I keep it on my key chain, but if I don't drive, there is no sense for me to carry keys...come on people I am not that big of ditz!
Hungry recently sent me a link to beer belly. I am always a little concerned when it comes to links Hungry sends, but I thought anything with that title should be pretty interesting...and sure it was. Although, the actual beer belly isn't for me, I would however, be happy to sport the wine rack any day! As most of you know I was not blessed the same way as the other females in my family. Unfortunately, it was just the opposite! However, if I was to be sporting the wine rack it would serve two purposes. One I wouldn't have to buy over priced cheap beers and two my boobs would match my butt! It is actually extremely reasonably priced. I would imagine the only negative is the added weight.
As I was reading it, I immediately thought that it seemed like a brilliant idea, until of course all the liquid is gone and the person is back to be flat chested. Oh, but as I continued to read, that problem is solved by simply blowing the bra back up. How amazing! I am not sure I will be running out to buy myself one of these but maybe just maybe one of my loyal readers (POPPA DUKES) will do so. If I were you guy, I definitely check out the beer belly site, it was informative and perhaps the best answer to over priced drinks!
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